Monday, November 20, 2006

Merkel as a world star

BERLIN Germany's chancellor wants Europe's economic powerhouse to play a bigger role on the world stage. But how many Germans are ready for that?

WITH more than 80m people and the world's third biggest economy, Germany squats like a giant in the centre of Europe. For most of the six decades since the second world war, it has been a giant in chains. The desire to tie it down was one of the chief motives of the German and French politicians who founded what has become the European Union. Memory has added fetters, too. The horrors of the Nazi period have imbued today's Germans with a profound antipathy to war and foreign entanglements.

At the beginning of this decade, however, the giant stirred. Under the chancellorship of Gerhard Schröder, Germany began cautiously to use military power outside its borders, in the Balkans. When America and Britain embarked on their Iraq adventure, Mr Schröder made a dramatic break with the United States, vigorously opposing the war and showing a new readiness to assert Germany's own power and interests. Now a new chancellor, Angela Merkel, has spent a year in office at the head of a grand coalition, the forced marriage of the centre-right Christian Democrats (CDU) and the centre-left Social Democrats (SPD). Next year she will occupy the rotating presidency of both the EU and the G8 rich-country club. Where will she take German foreign policy?

When she took over the chancellery last November, many observers expected her to be a German version of Margaret Thatcher (minus the threatening handbag), and knock the economy back into shape. Instead, she has turned out to be more of a foreign-policy chancellor. To avoid political quicksands, she let visits abroad dominate her first few months. She was more effective in helping to bring about a ceasefire in Lebanon than in putting an end to annoyingly narrow-minded fights about health care and other domestic matters. And next year, she is expected to star, not just because she will lead the EU and the G8, but because so many of the other world leaders are lame ducks while she is just starting out.

In ten years from now, says one of her close advisers, the grand coalition may be remembered not for the disappointments on the home front but for the fact that it has helped to reconcile Germans to the truth that unification and the end of the cold war did not create a peaceful world, but a brutal one full of conflicts, "and that Germany must assume responsibility to solve them." But if Germans can no longer shield themselves from the harsh realities of world affairs, how they react to this "reality shock" remains an open question.

The change, of course, was not sudden. Germany began assuming a stronger world role once the end of the cold war brought the country not just unification, but full sovereignty. Its foreign policy, much like its welfare state, was obliged to face up to the consequences of globalisation. But whereas the welfare state could not be easily adapted to fit with the way the world was going, Germany's foreign policy turned out to be far more in tune with the new challenges of an interdependent world. The catastrophe of the second world war, and decades of living with limited sovereignty, taught the Germans the virtues of soft power and multilateralism. Hans-Dietrich Genscher, a long-time former foreign minister, once famously said that Germany had no national interests, because its interests were identical with Europe's interests.

But where Germany long differed from its allies was in the ability and the willingness to send troops abroad. The Bundeswehr, the German armed forces, was set up to defend the homeland against attacks from the east. It would not have been politically possible, until the 1990s, to deploy soldiers in foreign interventions: most Germans were staunchly pacifist. Only in 1994 did the constitutional court rule that German soldiers could be allowed outside the NATO area, and then only if parliament had given its approval.

It took a coalition of Social Democrats and Greens, both with strong pacifist leanings, to send the Bundeswehr into armed combat, thus breaking the post-war taboo. In 1999, Mr Schröder risked a vote of confidence to dispatch fighter planes to take part in NATO's war in Kosovo. Nowadays, Germany is one of the larger providers of peacekeeping troops, with nearly 9,000 men and women spread over a dozen missions that range from Afghanistan to Sudan (see chart).

Mr Schröder reconciled Germans to the use of military power but without compromising the country's belief in non-military intervention. Armed forces are still seen as one instrument only in dealing with a conflict. In northern Afghanistan, for instance, Germany is testing out a new type of provincial reconstruction team (PRT), which truly mixes military and civil groups. The German PRTs are led jointly by a military commander and a diplomat, and the soldiers are complemented by teams of civil servants and aid workers.
A new sort of German nationalism

Mr Schröder also introduced another novelty into Germany's post-war foreign policy: a kind of German Gaullism. Foreign policy, he insisted, "is decided in Berlin", and he vowed to defend Germany's interests. This partly explains his opposition to the war in Iraq, an opposition which helped him to get re-elected in 2002, but badly damaged transatlantic relations. His more nationalist approach led to close friendships with the French and Russian presidents, and also to the pursuit of a permanent seat at the UN Security Council.

As a result, Germany was no longer perceived as a fixed star in the European firmament, let alone stolidly in mid-Atlantic. It was seen to be much freer, prepared to act on its own. Ms Merkel's contribution was to move swiftly to return the perception to what it had been. She has realigned Germany's position, putting some distance between herself and Jacques Chirac, and between herself and Russia's leader, Vladimir Putin, while edging closer to America's president, George Bush.

This effort to reposition Germany has guided her foreign policy. Mr Chirac's frequent hand-kissing notwithstanding, relations with France have cooled significantly. And when Mr Putin visited Germany in October, Ms Merkel did not hesitate to address the murder of a Russian journalist, Anna Politkovskaya. This was in sharp contrast to Mr Schröder who, during his tenure, called Russia's president "a democrat through and through".

At the same time, she has established an excellent relationship with Mr Bush, though she does not flinch from criticising the United States on such issues as Guantánamo and the CIA "rendition" flights. During her time in the EU presidency, her government would like to start a new transatlantic project. This would be a joint American-EU effort to come up with common standards in such areas as hedge-fund regulation and intellectual property.

An even more important difference between Ms Merkel and her predecessor is her position on EU enlargement, particularly the question of Turkish membership. Mr Schröder was a staunch proponent of Turkish accession, mainly for geopolitical reasons, seeing Turkey as a link between Europe and the Muslim world. Although Ms Merkel wants negotiations to go ahead, she thinks Turkey's relations with the EU should stop short of full membership — a position that is now supported by a large majority of Germans. This could spell trouble within the coalition, since the SPD still wants Turkey inside the union.

The quest to become a permanent member of the Security Council has been quietly abandoned, for now. Instead, Germany is playing an important part in foreign issues where it believes it can make a difference. Witness the negotiations over Iran's nuclear programme, in which Germany's involvement, together with the five permanent council members, is signalled by the shorthand "P5 plus one".

Germany, says Volker Perthes, director of the German Institute for International and Security Affairs, is now pretty much where it belongs: squarely at the centre. Whether it wants to be or not, the country is a Mittelmacht, or middle power. It is not a superpower, able to throw its weight about, but it is in a good position to take responsibility in cases where it can bring something to the table. This is so, for instance, in Central Asia, where Germany is not just the only European country with embassies in all five countries, but has also developed good links with civil society across the region.

It is hardly surprising, then, that Germans, so full of domestic gloom, are relatively happy about their current place in the world. But they are warned by Michael Zürn, dean of the Hertie School of Governance in Berlin, that this is no reason for self-congratulation. In a recent paper, he tries to assess whether Germany is doing enough to live up to its self-image of being "a power of peace". His sobering conclusion is not exactly, at least compared with other countries.
Hesitant power for peace

A direct comparison of Germany's defence spending (1.4% of GDP) with that of the United States (3.7%) is somewhat unfair: the whole point of Germany's foreign policy has been to avoid putting resources mainly in the military basket. But even if you add together the budgets of the ministries of defence, development and foreign affairs, Germany's record is not stellar. This share of "international policy" in Germany's federal budget has dropped from more than 20% in the early 1990s to 12% last year — not just because of less money for defence but also because there is less for development aid. Other indicators confirm that Germany is only a Mittelmacht when it comes to committing resources to development aid.

Moreover, the number of German troops abroad do not tell the full story. The Bundeswehr has been slow to adapt to a world in which conventional war in defence of the homeland is unlikely. Despite 253,000 soldiers and a budget of €24 billion ($28 billion), it has a lot of trouble mustering and equipping its peacekeepers. And these troops have rarely been at the centre of the action: in Afghanistan, they stay in the relatively calm north; in Lebanon, they patrol at sea, not on land.

More important in the long run, argues Mr Zürn, is the degree to which foreign-policy questions play a role in Germany's public debates. Though the coverage of international affairs in leading newspapers and broadcasts has increased, particularly when it comes to matters to do with the EU, domestic issues continue to dominate, even more than they do in other European countries. Politicians seem less and less interested in foreign-policy matters that pay no dividends on election day. Of the 109 new members who entered the Bundestag, Germany's parliament, at last year's election, only one admitted to an interest in foreign policy. Nor does it help that Germany is rather short on foreign-policy experts. "Foreign policy has no lobby of its own," says Mr Perthes.

Even though the public seems fairly content, at least for the moment, with the way that foreign policy is going, the country's leaders have not yet done enough to ensure that support will continue for the policy of sending troops abroad. In urging the dispatch of troops to Kosovo, Mr Schröder used strong moral imperatives ("Never again Auschwitz") to convince the public to allow fighter planes to go into combat. It is hard to follow so emotional an approach with less passionate justifications. There has seldom been any open talk about military dangers. And only low-risk missions are proposed.

There are obvious reasons for this. Pacifism remains deeply rooted. Moreover, parliament's powers in military matters is a German speciality: even a mission composed of two envoys in Ethiopia must be approved and its mandate renewed annually. But what this means is that, although the public now accepts the need for intervention and peacekeeping, the support is not all that solid. Most people see soldiers as little more than armed development-aid workers, who expend goodwill and good works, but do not get harmed. There may well be a backlash, says Josef Janning of the Bertelsmann Foundation, a think-tank, if something really bad happens, such as a busload of soldiers dying while fighting the Taliban.

Fortunately, the Bundeswehr has been lucky so far. Since 1991, 64 German soldiers have been killed, most of them by accident. But this state of affairs may not continue. In Afghanistan, for instance, the north is no longer an oasis of calm and German soldiers are regularly attacked. Germans are also discovering that their soldiers can come home as traumatised war veterans, and sometimes do nasty things in action. Witness the uproar created by pictures of German soldiers in Afghanistan holding up skulls. More to the point, NATO allies are turning up the heat on Germany to let its soldiers fight in Afghanistan's much more dangerous south.

The battlefield is not the only place where the rules of engagement are changing. For Germany, the negotiations with Iran were supposed to be an example of effective multilateralism. But now, with Iran unresponsive, Germany may one day soon have to decide whether it is willing to accept the price of tougher sanctions.

And this summer, Germany found that it, too, is not entirely safe from Islamist terrorism, despite its opposition to the war in Iraq. Two Lebanese students placed bombs on regional trains, though these fortunately failed to explode.

For decades, Germany was happy fighting culture wars over nuclear versus renewable energy, while conveniently forgetting that it was increasingly dependent on Russian gas imports. But a recently leaked memo by the foreign ministry's internal think-tank has triggered a heated debate that is reminiscent of discussions about the Soviet Union during the cold war — and also exposes frictions between the foreign ministry and the chancellery. The leaked paper argues that the EU should strengthen its economic and cultural links with Russia, an approach it calls "growing closer by interweaving" (which explains why some have dubbed it a "new Ostpolitik ", given that this was based on the mantra "change through becoming closer"). To critics, this amounts to ignoring both the issue of human rights in Russia, and the danger, for Germany, of energy dependence.

But, at least in the short run, the EU remains the most pressing issue for Germany. Although the government is trying to lower expectations, hopes still run high that Germany can salvage the proposed EU constitution. Yet the presidential election in France next May means that there is not much time, during Germany's six-month presidency, to tackle the issue.

In a sense, this presidency will really begin only on March 25th, when leaders of the EU's member states gather in Berlin for the 50th anniversary of the Treaty of Rome, the union's founding document, and adopt a "Berlin Declaration". This is supposed to be only a few pages long and drafted in direct talks between governments rather than by the Brussels bureaucracy. The hope is that it will re-launch the union, by stating common values and committing members to a genuine effort on the EU constitution.

Germany will need to be more creative than that if it is to accomplish what Ms Merkel calls "squaring the circle": tweaking the constitutional treaty to make it more acceptable to critics, notably in France, but without obliging the 15 member states that have already ratified it to do so again. Ms Merkel will consult to find out what members can accept, and when decisions would fit into their political schedule. At the EU summit next June, Germany will present a report that outlines how the constitution might be salvaged until France takes over the presidency in 2008.

If there is a European leader to find a solution, Ms Merkel may be the one. Among her colleagues, says Gerd Langguth of Bonn University, who has written her biography, she stands out as being extremely rational, wanting to get things done and not making a big fuss about herself. At home, this has become somewhat of a weakness, argues Mr Langguth: she tends to underestimate the importance of emotion in politics and the need to demonstrate leadership. On the international scene, however, it may be a strength: international issues are mostly about interests and law — and not about calming erratic state premiers from Bavaria or North Rhine-Westphalia.

A successful EU presidency would give her the authority she needs to breathe life into the grand coalition, says Wolfgang Nowak, of the Alfred Herrhausen Society, a think-tank. This would be welcome, for things are not so good at home. Yet, in more than one way, Germany's political system is simply doing what it was built to do after 1945: protect democracy by making it hard to bring about fundamental change. In no other rich country do so many players have a say in how their nation is governed: the state premiers, the coalitions, the constitutional court. Many had hoped that this latest coalition would somehow manage to overcome the "joint-decision-making trap", bringing the country up to speed with the rest of the world.

In the coalition's first year, it was probably a good thing that it did not. Not trying too hard to cut the budget deficit encouraged the economy to recover nicely. Growth is likely to reach 2.4%, the highest rate in five years. Unemployment is down by nearly 500,000 on a year ago, to some 4.3m people. And, thanks to booming tax revenues, even the budget deficit is likely to fall to its lowest level since the country's unification 16 years ago.
A tough learning process

The real problem is that Germans are continuing to lose faith in their political system — mainly as a result of the bickering within the coalition. Both the CDU and the SPD are hovering around 30% in the polls. Worse, according to a recent survey, a majority of Germans now say, for the first time, that they are no longer satisfied with how their democracy works.

Such a snapshot should not be misread: Germans are not about to ditch democracy. But there is a danger that, unhappy about direction, they may rediscover isolationism. Already, Euroscepticism is on the rise. And two-thirds of Germans now think that their soldiers should not be sent on any new missions. "Germans are still learning that they have to take over more responsibility," says a top official at the chancellery. "The problem could become that the world will ask us to do too much at this stage of our learning process." Germany has made great progress at finding its place in the world since unification, but it is not yet over the hump of history.
Widely, but still fairly safely, spread German troops on foreign assignments[*]

Mission Number
Afghanistan, Uzbekistan 2,898
Kosovo 2,875
Lebanon 1,021
Bosnia 847
Congo 754
Norn of Africa 332
Sudan 37
NATO Mediterranean patrol 23
Georgia 11
other 44
Total 8,842

Source: Economist, 11/18/2006

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Monday, November 06, 2006

101 Hot Sex Tips From Guys

By Oj Lima

1 My girl does this shivery tongue move she calls the figure eight. She presses her lips behind my earlobe and then twirls the tip of her tongue in circles. Man do I love it. — Andy, 31
2 I go wild when a woman gently sucks on my stomach right below my belly button. — Ross, 21
3 While I'm watching sports, my girlfriend will suddenly sit beside me in a baby tee and short shorts, pretending to be interested in the game. But I no longer am. — Gerard, 34
4 Say my name. It makes me feel like the man to hear it between moans and groans when you're on the brink. — Aaron, 32
5 Reverse cowgirl is even steamier when a woman places her feet on my thighs and reaches back to put her hands on my chest. I get to go deep, but she has control. — Kurt, 27
6 Brazilian bikini wax. You only have to do it once; I'll remember it for the rest of my life. — Jacques, 33
7 Hold the back of my head while I'm going down on you. I live for that point-of-no-return moment when I can feel your fingernails digging hard into my scalp. — Rich, 23
8 While we're at a restaurant, take my hand and put it on your inner thigh. Move it higher and higher. Check, please. — Eddy, 28
9 Sometimes less is more. Simple things like having my bottom lip nibbled or feeling you stroke my shoulders can get me more revved up than if you went straight for my zipper. — Randy, 24
10 If you know I'm stuck in a work meeting, send me a text message that describes the color and type of panties you're wearing. — Morgan, 28
11 Signal that you want me by bringing my palm to your lips and making circles with your tongue. — Derek, 24
12 Lean over the arm of the couch and let me go down on you from behind. I promise you'll see stars. — Oscar, 27
13 Right as I'm about to enter you, trace your middle fingers from your neck down to your belly button, like you're drawing me a runway and I'm cleared for landing. — Jack, 25
14 I'm all about the blindfold. There's something intensely sensual about not knowing where you're going to touch me next. — Nate, 30
15 Giving extraordinary oral is like holding a baseball bat — it requires both hands. — Charlie, 34
16 I used to date this woman who loved to do it in the morning. To get me into it, she'd wake me up and tell me she'd had a dream that she wanted to make a reality. Then she would tell me a sizzling fantasy and start to touch me down there. — Reinaldo, 24
17 Suck gently on the little groove on the back of my neck where my spine connects to my skull and I get goose bumps. — Evan, 28
18 One night, play soft and sweet. The next, be rough and aggressive. Mixing it up like that drives me nuts with anticipation, — Arturo, 32
19 Never knock your body. I don't care what the number on the scale says, all I know is it's like a pleasure machine. — Carlo
20 Instigate a sloppy, full-mouth make-out session. — Jimmy, 19
21 My lady once called me to say she had a flat tire. When I arrived at her car, all the wheels were fine…but she had her miniskirt hiked up to her waist. Then she opened the car door and pulled me in for a quickie. It was the best sneak attack since the Trojan horse! — PJ, 29
22 When a guy does something new that makes your knees weak, let him know. Just say, "I've never been touched like that before, but it feels so good." That kind of line will keep the experiments coming. — Orion, 24
23 Use a straw and blow directly on my nipples. The concentrated stream of air makes them rise to attention in seconds. — Xavier, 21
24 This one chick stroked me through my silk boxer shorts. The smooth fabric felt awesome, and it provided enough friction so that I didn't blast off too quickly. — Justin, 28
25 Order me to sit on my hands, so I'm helpless while you straddle my lap and rub against me. — Angela, 30
26 While you're getting dressed in the morning, bend over without any underwear on in front of me. — Christopher, 32
27 Give me oral while I'm lying back in bed, so I can put a pillow under my head and watch you work me over. The view is heart-stopping. — Greg, 36
28 When we're doing it doggie-style, tell me to stay still while you move back and forth. I won't last very long, but it'll feel amazing while I do. — Hugh, 18
29 As I go down on you, please keep the lights on. Half the thrill of pleasuring you is seeing your most private body part up close. — Nick, 31
30 Give me some hand action from behind. Lick the back of my neck at the same time, and I'm a goner. — Stewart, 26
31 Whisper something dirty, something you know I'd love to try but is so out there, we haven't even discussed doing it yet. — Conor, 31
32 While we're making out, slide your panties to one side and show me how you like to touch yourself when I'm not around. — Fred, 22
33 Moan as you take me in your mouth — the vibration makes your motions feel superhot. — Wayne, 24
34 Heaven on earth. That's what I call it when a woman leans her head forward when she's on top so her hair caresses my chest. — Omar, 30
35 For every bedroom session you have, do it somewhere different: In the bathtub, in a backyard hammock, on the kitchen counter. Sex is like real estate; it's about location, location, location. — Patrick, 28
36 Let me suck on your toes during foreplay. I promise you'll feel currents of pleasure from your feet to your innermost places. — Zeke, 29
37 There's nothing sexier than a woman who isn't embarrassed about really letting loose when she's having an orgasm. — Peter, 25
38 A lot of girls go fast and hard because they think that's what the guy wants. Not true. Try the 10-second rule: Tell him to enter you and then count to 10 before letting him thrust. He'll feel 10 times the sensation. — Michael, 34
39 Initiate a round of nooky by reminding me of a previous time we had a smoking-hot sex session. — Dante, 30
40 Sex standing up is a total-body experience. I feel your mouth on mine, your breasts against my chest, and your hips against my thighs. — Adam, 24
41 Leave the bathroom door open a little and let me see you after your morning shower, when your skin is wet and your hair is still slicked back. — Dave, 27
42 Pour a few drops of a sweet liqueur, like crème de menthe or amaretto, on your skin and ask me to lick it off drop by drop. — Garin, 35
43 Make like a cat and claw me a little. Don't be afraid to leave marks. I love that passion. — Kelsey, 31
44 I had a girlfriend who liked it when I sucked her nipples through a white tee shirt. I still fantasize about the wet spots on the fabric from where my mouth had been. — Mark, 23
45 I can go in much deeper during woman-on-top sex if you keep one foot on the bed and place the other foot on the floor. — Brandon, 29
46 During a trip to your parents' house, let's have a quickie in your childhood bedroom. — Ron, 28
47 Lick the skin on the underside of my member, where the head meets the shaft. It's so sensitive, it's a secret orgasm switch. — Bart, 21
48 When you're straddling me, hold my arms down by the biceps, so you're pretend-pinning me to the bed. Even tough guys secretly love that sense of powerlessness. — Enrique, 30
49 Any man will tell you that it's a turn-on if he sees you watching him moving in and out of you. So let me catch you looking. — Sid, 36
50 Tell me I feel really big. It's such a boost to my sexual ego. — Bruce, 22
51 Raise your arms over your head when you're lying back during missionary position, so I can watch your breasts jiggle around. — CM, 27
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Squeeze and release your PC muscles over and over while I'm rocking inside you. It'll make me think you never want to let me go. — Harry, 24
53 Lean all the way forward during reverse woman-on-top and grab hold of my ankles. — Crosby, 24
54 Next time we're at the store to rent a DVD, lead me into the triple-X section and read the copy on some of the boxes to me. — Will, 29
55 Sixty-nine can be hard to pull off, but it's worth trying. While my girl gives me intense oral bliss, I get to watch her legs tremble while treating her to my mouth moves. — Raphael, 33
56 Squeeze my penis between your breasts. Better yet, rub a little lube into your cleavage before you do. — Bob, 18
57 When you sense I'm close, shift position but keep me inside your body. My girl torments me by suddenly going from doggie-style to spoon-style. — Casimir, 29
58 Everything's better wetter, so don't be shy about using lubricant. Or just keep some by your bedside, so I can reach over for it. — Peter, 30
59 Put a pillow under your butt during missionary and raise your legs together straight in the air. The tightness will make me go cross-eyed. — Bronson, 32
60 Alternate in-and-out thrusts with circular motions when you're in girl-on-top. — Casey, 26
61 Cup my balls together in one of your palms and pump gently while you're going down on me. — Jared, 28
62 Sit behind me with your breasts pressed into my back and run your hands down my chest and sides. — Damon, 22
63 Wear your hair loose so I can mess with it when we make out. — Matteo, 35
64 Pop in a hip-hop or house CD, something with a strong back-beat that we can synchronize our motions to all night. — Alan, 38
65 Let me lift your legs over my shoulders during missionary. I can get deeper inside you and rub against your G-spot, but I also get to look at your gorgeous calves. — Ben, 27
66 My favorite twist on from-behind sex: We both lie down straight, my body extended over yours and our faces practically touching. I thrust in shallow, wide circles, which leaves you purring in pleasure. — Doug, 26
67 When you have on a thin, tight sweater, place my hands on your breasts. I love touching them. — Max, 22
68 Give me oral while I'm lying down and spread my legs wide. It makes me feel more open and vulnerable, and that makes every sensation more pleasurable. — Cappy, 20
69 Take off your thong and tie my hands behind my back with it. Then have your way with me. — Joe, 26
70 Turn your request into a command. "Can you move faster?" isn't nearly as hot as "Go faster!" — Carl, 30
71 Grip my backside during missionary, drawing me closer to you with each thrust. — Oustin, 19
72 Keep your boots on. — Ivan, 22
73 Use the dirtiest words you can think of — the kind that can get a kid expelled from school — when you ask me to touch all the most private areas of your body. — Mike, 30
74 Wear your tightest push-up bra during sex. I won't be able to take my eyes away from your cleavage. — Edward, 22
75 I once dated this girl who played what she called the sticky note game: She'd tack a note on the body part she wanted me to focus on, with instructions telling me exactly what I should do there. From the sound of her moans, I took direction well. — Marcus, 34
76 For just a few seconds during the deed, hold still. — CM, 33
77 Pull on my hair when I'm touching you the right way. It gives it a sense of urgency. — Gary, 27
78 Take me into your mouth while I'm still soft. That will change real quick, trust me. — Cliff, 19
79 Come into the bedroom wearing high heels. I know it's kind of a cliché, but its like visual Viagra. — George, 34 80 Skip the bra and wear a white tank top. Once I see the outline of your breasts under the fabric, I'll have to have you. — Tim, 29
81 Crawl under the covers and start on me while I'm still asleep. Talk about a sexy wake-up call…. — Theo, 27
82 Making a V with your first two fingers and then sliding them up and down my shaft is a smokin' change of pace from the usual moves. — Travis, 32
83 When we're doing a spooning position, hook your leg inside mine and hold steady. It keeps our bodies still and close. — Dawn, 29
84 Give me an R-rated but not too revealing photo of yourself. I'll get turned on every time I look at it. — Yuri, 30
85 Move in very close to me and brush my cheek with your eyelashes. It's so feminine and sweet, it gets me going every time. — Les, 20
86 Sleep in the nude. I love to feel your soft skin when I reach for you in the middle of the night. — Ralph, 33
87 Lie down in front of a full-length mirror so I can watch the action. — Frank, 24
88 Don't be shy about letting me see your face as you climax. — Justin, 21
89 Watch me go down on you. — Ty, 35
90 The most intense moment is when I enter you for the first time, so if we change positions over the course of the night, I can experience that sensation over and over. — Donald, 23
91 Let's be really loud, like wake-up-the-neighbors loud. I want them to know how damm lucky I am! — Sebastian, 31
92 Take my hand and glide it all over your body. It's like you're giving yourself all this pleasure…and I'm just along for the ride. — Roy, 28
93 At the point of no return, go for my lips and give me the most animalistic kiss of your life. — Trent, 30
94 After you shave your legs, lotion them up and wrap them around me. They'll feel so slick. — Steve, 34
95 When I'm pleasuring you with my mouth, don't be afraid to use my head as a steering wheel directing me where I should go. — Wally, 31
96 I once had a girl who only put high thread-count sheets on her bed. It made doing the deed feel more sensual and special. — Bernard, 27
97 Suck my finger in rhythm with my thrusting. — Ned, 22
98 Rub your breasts over my entire body, from head to toe. — Eric, 30
99 Wear nothing but a thin chain belt to bed so I can pull you closer when you're straddling me. — Walter, 31
100 Do a little striptease for me… but please, let me take off your panties for you. — Sam, 20
101 Stay in bed after we finish — I want to feel you against me as the sweat dries and your heartbeat goes back to normal. — Danny, 19

BCR mouse-capades

By Adrian Telizyn

Did you ever wonder what British Columbia Railway (later BC Rail, now Canadian National) yard crews do in the time between going on duty and actually beginning to move cars around? They hunt.

The mechanical and engineering departments share the station at Fort Nelson, British Columbia. It consists of two offices, a large lunchroom, and two service bays for the car department. It is also teeming with field mice at times.

In early 2004, a fellow named Lindsay held the yard foreman's job and George was his helper for the 2200-hours Fort Nelson Yard assignment. Both men are rather excitable and are also avid big-game hunters.

The lunchroom has a large table in the center, a "fridge" down one side, and a big old metal desk left over from the original 1972 BCR station in one corner. A fax machine sits on the desk.

Lindsay absolutely hates mice. Every night when the crew would come to work, two of the bolder mice would scurry across the floor between the car department's storage room and the crew fridge. And every night, Lindsay would try to catch them.

Lindsay has a big old Husky mix named Justice that would come to work with him. The dog just slept in the corner of the lunchroom, and the mice would even run over it in their effort to get away. He was a very poor mouser!

This drove Lindsay and George nuts.

One night, the smaller of the two mice came out and tried to make a run between the fridge and the old desk. The two men were onto it like a flash. Justice lazily opened one eye, then promptly went back to sleep.

Lindsay saw the mouse go behind the big desk, and George did not see him come out the other side. The hunt was on! Both men began to pull the desk apart, one drawer at a time. They were convinced the mouse was inside.

The fax machine went flying. 'The papers were swept off the top into a heap on the floor. Lindsay heaved on the top center drawer and, not seeing a mouse inside, slammed it partially closed again. George began pulling out the drawers on one side, dumping their contents, while Lindsay started on the other side. Ted Tollifson, the engineer, just stayed put in his seat to watch the show.

Five minutes had gone by, and still there was no sign of the mouse, so Lindsay and George ran out the back door of the station. Ted was beginning to wonder what those two were up to, when the mouse popped up in the center drawer for a look. Ted began to laugh. Up periscope!

"What's so funny?" bellowed Lindsay.

Lindsay and George reappeared with the locomotive watering hose. Oh, no! The mouse disappeared again. Down periscope!

George began to pull out the side drawers and fill them with water.

"Drown him out!" hollered Lindsay. Still, there was no sign of the mouse.

Lindsay then pulled the six now-sloshing drawers out, one at at time. Still no mouse!

"Perhaps he's hiding in the big hollow legs," suggested George.

Both men went for the hose together, turning their backs to the desk. The mouse appeared again in the top center drawer for another look. Up periscope!

Ted began laughing so hard tears were running down his face. The floor was flooded, and those two Keystone Cops still couldn't catch their mouse.

Lindsay grabbed the hose and began to fill the inside of the desk's legs with water. The night's switch list was waterlogged and useless. The phone was ringing. A train was arriving and calling the yard crew on the radio. Two grown men were in a frenzy banging on an old desk. Another was gripped by peals of laughter. And Justice was still sleeping in an ever-growing puddle!

The mouse reappeared again! This time, Lindsay slammed the top drawer shut: "Gotcha!" he yelled. But when George opened the drawer to catch him in a tin can, he was gone.

That was one tough mouse. It deserved to live.