the oc=bs

i saw orange county today. i liked the movie overall but the ending was so lame. the guy spends the entire movie trying to get into stanford. and when he finally does?! he says NO "i don't need to go to stanford to be a good writer" just because his effing girlfriend wants him to go to orange county university so they can be "together." are you effing kidding me?! yes it is so sweet and everything but what kind of retarded message is mtv trying to send to kids? i'm sure it makes kids who are rejected from their #1 choice feel better but choosing stanford over some random schooL?! i found it completely unbelievable. it's not like he was moving to new york. maybe i'm just being a heartless biz here but it's not like he was married to this girl. realistically speaking there's no way they would be together forever so why throw it away!

on a side note. i watched kate & leopold yesterday. and i just realized that in the time-warp-continuum whatever. the guys great great great grandfather was bound to marry meg ryan. so meg ryan had to be with the guy to be with leopold in the end. but (ok i'm sicK) isn't it kind of messed up that relatively speaking meg ryan was the girlfriend to her own great great grandchild?! i mean the whole movie isn't supposed to make sense but i think the fact that someone overlooked that piece of incestuous information is hilarious.

OH yeah i also watched lost in translation yesterday. and the cinematography (wow i sound advanced HAHA) was real pretty and all that. but i totally did not understand it. it was just a bunch of nothing. maybe it's because at the big climax at the end i already started flipping through my mom's vogue out of boredom so the point went right over my head. i am just not artsy fartsy enough to understand such deep things i guess. give me more chick flicks with incestuous relationships please. hahahahahaa

movies are so messed up. imagine what i would say if i watched american pie or something. geez!

brake failure

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls.

"What happened this time?" he asked.

"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?"

"Where are you?" John asked.

"I'm in the drugstore," Jill responded.

"And where's the car?" John asked.

Jill replied, "It's in here with me."

thousand different shade of yellow...

that awana porto malai was awesome. straight-up and down-right cool. it has everything. i didn't even have to go out to have fun. it has everything. from yuppy coffee joint, to mapley, to bowling alley and a cinema. jet skiing was fun. haih! i had fun, even if it's only for a short period! haih!

i watched italian job while my parents pegi dating. i want that RED MINI COOPER! i want! and i'm in love with handsome rob! ed norton pula sungguh macho, but he is so jahat in that movie!