Lol chat log

SA made me think of a question
Why does bowser always kidnap princess peach?

Myria Sefirosu: i don't know.
Myria Sefirosu: he's probably sick of kidnappin gher.
Myria Sefirosu: orders a pizza, beer and awtches some sopranos.
Myria Sefirosu: She has her own room.
Myria Sefirosu: he locks the door.
Myria Sefirosu: when mario gets close he keeps setting princess traps
Myria Sefirosu: sry ur princess is in the wrong castle lol'
noelrunes: I was goig to say that bowser probably fucks her with his spiky penis but k
Myria Sefirosu: why woul dhe wanna do that
Myria Sefirosu: she probably has lots of STDs
noelrunes: I dunno I mean come on he's kidnapped her for over 15 years
noelrunes: what would he do
Myria Sefirosu: He probably gets bored.
noelrunes: give her damn biscuits and tea?
Myria Sefirosu: And decides to kidnap her.
Myria Sefirosu: Because Mario is a fatass.
Myria Sefirosu: he throws her in a room then watches some sopranos.
Myria Sefirosu: then makes sure Mario has to go through 9 levels of stupidness just to get to him.
Myria Sefirosu: He went overboard in Mario 3
Myria Sefirosu: with all his fucking kids.
noelrunes: it was 8 levels noob

What are your ideas